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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Scientists Stunned as Rare Phenomenon Emerges from Arctic’s Icy Depths - Indian Defence Review

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Trying To Build Muscle? Here's The Type Of Protein You Should Eat - Women's Health

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

An Invisible Force Has Been Eating Away at Mars for Centuries… and NASA Finally Caught It - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Fed Chair hit with savage message on interest rates - TheStreet

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Walmart quietly jacks up prices — despite Trump’s demand for retailer to ‘eat the tariffs’ - New York Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH KO’s KARATE KID LEGENDS - boxofficepro.com

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives